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Douchebag

by Patent Pending
Patent Pending

Biography:

Patent Pending is a pop punk band from Mt. Sinai, New York. The band has been together since 2001 and has played hundreds of shows all across the United States, including a few Vans Warped Tours and a few Bamboozle Festivals. They have played with many bands, including Taking Back Sunday, Gym Class Heroes, Motion City Soundtrack, Cobra Starship, Catch 22, MC Lars, Suburban Legends, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Family Force 5 and Bowling for Soup.

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228 Artist   232 Music   133 Tab Tab
A D
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us
E F#m
You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus
A D
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
E F#m
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be
A
A prick
D
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
E F#m
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
A D
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
E F#m
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
D E A F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
D E A F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A D
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
E F#m
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
A D
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
E F#m
At the beer pong table where you never lose


D E A F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
D E A F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D E A F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)


A F#m
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
D E
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
A F#m
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
D E
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
A F#m
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
D E
Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
A F#m
Drinking Jose all day party in here
Dm
You drink mad beers
D E A F#m
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
D E A F#m
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
D E A F#m
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
D E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m D Dm
I'm not your bro-o-o-o

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