Biography:
Pat McCurdy is a cabaret singer/songwriter from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He regularly tours the upper midwestern part of the United States with regular stops in Milwaukee, Madison, Chicago and Minneapolis. His shows usually consist of just him and his guitar and include improvised interaction with the audience. While the majority of his audience is made up of a college-age crowd, McCurdy manages to appeal to a large number of people of all ages. Performing well over 300 shows a year
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Chokin' the Gopher
intro
C F C
C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
F G C
Pretending they're piranha
F
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
G F
Pretending her name is Donna
G F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
G F
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
G
good
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
I'm slamming the ham
F C
I'm pounding the rocket,
F C
flogging the dolphin
G
Oh yes I am!
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
chalking the cue
F C
I'm spanking the monkey
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
C F G G
C C/G
I'm juicing the mango,
F C C/G
I'm flipping the switch,
F C
I'm orbiting Venus
F C
and I don't need a *enis
G
To be one sexed up *itch!
C C/G
I'm gilding the lily,
F C C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F C C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
C F C
C/G
I'm smacking the cracker,
F C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
intro
C F C
C
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
F G C
Pretending they're piranha
F
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
G F
Pretending her name is Donna
G F
Would you like to know what I'm doing
G F
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
G
good
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
I'm slamming the ham
F C
I'm pounding the rocket,
F C
flogging the dolphin
G
Oh yes I am!
C C/G
I'm choking the gopher,
F C C/G
chalking the cue
F C
I'm spanking the monkey
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
C F G G
C C/G
I'm juicing the mango,
F C C/G
I'm flipping the switch,
F C
I'm orbiting Venus
F C
and I don't need a *enis
G
To be one sexed up *itch!
C C/G
I'm gilding the lily,
F C C/G
I'm taming the shrew,
F C C/G
I'm saucing the taco
F C
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
C F C
C/G
I'm smacking the cracker,
F C C/G
I'm attacking Peru
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
F C C/G
I'm choking the gopher
F C
And I'm thinking 'bout you
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