Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative by Nofx, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative

by Nofx

Biography:

NOFX is a punk rock band from Los Angeles, California, United States, formed in 1983. The original lineup included singer/bassist Fat Mike, drummer Erik Sandin, and guitarist Eric Melvin. Since 1991, the lineup has remained the same, with El Hefe playing guitar and trumpet. They have released 11 full-length studio albums, 15 EPs, 2 live albums, and many 7" singles. The group has sold over 6 million records worldwide, making them one of the most successful independent acts of all time.

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// Hey guys! This is my first tab, I hope you enjoy!
Please note some of these chords aren't accurate because I can't recognize them in the song
Feel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it!
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Artist: NOFX
Song: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative
Part of the Song: Whole Song
Album: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relatve

Based off this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWDIxw7O6Uw
Works best if played on an Electric Guitar

[Intro]
G

[Verse]
G
I don't feel like movin'

Don't feel like talkin'
C G C G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
G
I barely feel like rollin'

There's no way I'm rockin'
C G C G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

[Chorus]
D
When I saw him on TV
E
I thought he looked crazy
C G
Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy
D E C
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
D
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

G

[Verse]
G
I wanna be like Stephen

So I'm gonna walk uneven
C
And havin' trouble breathin'
G C G
Hey, hey, hey

G
I'm gonna live by gravitational law

I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
C
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
G C G
Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
D E
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
C G
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
D E
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
C
But then I learned the tail was a tube
D
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

G

[Bridge]

C C#m
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
G G/F# E
You give me somethin' to believe in
A D
Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
C D G
I think he might have melted in a wax museum

C C#m
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
G G/F# E
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
A D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
C D G
You give us all a super creepy feelin'