Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[VERSE 1]
Bm F#m E
Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
B Bm
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
F#m E
In my chambers by the firelight
B Bm
This night is gonna be the best of your life
F#m E
Oh yeah, the mood is right
B Bm
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
F#m E
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
B
Joins us he's promised not to kill anyon...oh never mind
[CHORUS 1]
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
It's just you and me and a psychotic ninja
E/G# A
Every girl's dream, don't make sudden movements!
C#m B
(Good evening, would you like an appetiz- eugh...)(Oh, Brian!)
E/G# A
Do you see what I mean?
C#m B
Nothing's more romantic than a murder
E/G# A
In the second degree, you'll be convinced
C#m B
Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
[VERSE 2]
Bm F#m E B
(Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be.)
Bm F#m
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
E B
I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
Bm F#m E
Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work
B
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
Bm F#m
There were 300 people at this club
E B
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
[CHORUS 2]
E/G# A
Party of three
C#m B E/G#
If human life were a keyboard he'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
A C#m
Don't make direct eye contact!
B
(Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to da-? AGH!!) (OK Brian, we get it.)
E/G# A
Girl you're looking at me
C#m B E/G#
Like your feeling sick, I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
A C#m
That stands for penis, nothing will come between us
B
(Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge)
[BREAKDOWN]
Bm
Damn girl, we had such a great night
It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love
At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves
Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations
There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration
Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
Ending in the culmination of elation consummation
There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention
Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention
Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace
With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
WOOOO!!!
[CHORUS 3]
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
E/G#
You are the new queen
A
Please take your throne
C#m B
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
(Oh, hey Brian!)
E/G# A
I think we all can agree
C#m
It's time for me to plow your fields and
B E/G#
Sow the seeds of a new family tree
A C#m
We're young and free
B
Come on, baby
E/G# A C#m B
It's just you and me
E
(...and Ninja Brian.)
Bm F#m E
Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
B Bm
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
F#m E
In my chambers by the firelight
B Bm
This night is gonna be the best of your life
F#m E
Oh yeah, the mood is right
B Bm
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
F#m E
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
B
Joins us he's promised not to kill anyon...oh never mind
[CHORUS 1]
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
It's just you and me and a psychotic ninja
E/G# A
Every girl's dream, don't make sudden movements!
C#m B
(Good evening, would you like an appetiz- eugh...)(Oh, Brian!)
E/G# A
Do you see what I mean?
C#m B
Nothing's more romantic than a murder
E/G# A
In the second degree, you'll be convinced
C#m B
Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
[VERSE 2]
Bm F#m E B
(Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be.)
Bm F#m
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
E B
I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
Bm F#m E
Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work
B
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
Bm F#m
There were 300 people at this club
E B
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
[CHORUS 2]
E/G# A
Party of three
C#m B E/G#
If human life were a keyboard he'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
A C#m
Don't make direct eye contact!
B
(Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to da-? AGH!!) (OK Brian, we get it.)
E/G# A
Girl you're looking at me
C#m B E/G#
Like your feeling sick, I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
A C#m
That stands for penis, nothing will come between us
B
(Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge)
[BREAKDOWN]
Bm
Damn girl, we had such a great night
It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love
At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves
Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations
There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration
Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration
Ending in the culmination of elation consummation
There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention
Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention
Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace
With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face
WOOOO!!!
[CHORUS 3]
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
E/G#
You are the new queen
A
Please take your throne
C#m B
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
(Oh, hey Brian!)
E/G# A
I think we all can agree
C#m
It's time for me to plow your fields and
B E/G#
Sow the seeds of a new family tree
A C#m
We're young and free
B
Come on, baby
E/G# A C#m B
It's just you and me
E
(...and Ninja Brian.)
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