Biography:
Nick Helm is a British comedian, musician and actor known for his confrontational delivery. His routines have been described as "brash and bullish". He came to prominence following the success of his 2010 Edinburgh Fringe show Keep Hold of the Gold. He starred in hit BBC Three musical comedy show 'Uncle', where he plays a failing musician.
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[Verse]
A
Like a ship in a bottle
E
I don't want it to change
F#m
Even though you piss me off
D
And left the kid estranged
A
Cause who is going to tell me
E
When I am full of shit
F#m
And who will make me miserable
D
And make me babysit
A
So if you fucking die on me
E
And leave me on my own
F#m
I promise I will hunt you down
D
You'll have nowhere to turn
A
It's not that I would miss you
E
Just I couldn't stand the fuss
F#m
They'd make me plan a funeral
D
We're better of as us
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're horrific, annoying
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're annoying and hipster
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
B
I hate cancer
F#
More than ukulele songs
F#
They're annoying and hipster
G#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
G#m
And won't shut up
G#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
E
I hate them and they fuck me uff
F# B
I wanna smash them all to bits
A
Like a ship in a bottle
E
I don't want it to change
F#m
Even though you piss me off
D
And left the kid estranged
A
Cause who is going to tell me
E
When I am full of shit
F#m
And who will make me miserable
D
And make me babysit
A
So if you fucking die on me
E
And leave me on my own
F#m
I promise I will hunt you down
D
You'll have nowhere to turn
A
It's not that I would miss you
E
Just I couldn't stand the fuss
F#m
They'd make me plan a funeral
D
We're better of as us
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're horrific, annoying
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're annoying and hipster
F#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
F#m
And won't shut up
F#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they fuck me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
[Chorus]
B
I hate cancer
F#
More than ukulele songs
F#
They're annoying and hipster
G#m
And worst of all they're twee as fuck
G#m
And won't shut up
G#m
They jingle jangle on my tits
E
I hate them and they fuck me uff
F# B
I wanna smash them all to bits
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