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Mitch Benn

Vaccinate Your Kids

by Mitch Benn
Mitch Benn

Biography:

Mitch Benn (born Mitchell John Benn, 20 January 1970) is a British musician and stand-up comedian known for his humorous satirical songs, which are mostly performed on BBC radio.

He has performed at several music festivals, and at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. He has also released 7 comedy song albums.

Of these seven albums, two are performed with his band The Distractions: Kirsty Newton and Tash Baylis (http://www.last.fm/music/Mitch+Benn+And+The+Distractions)

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Mitch Benn

Other songs:

  • Call Me During Dr Who And Ill Kill You
  • Love Handles
  • Not Bitter
  • Vaccinate Your Kids

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(Capo 4th fret) Use open C with bass G and play with alternating bass notes on the 5th and 6th string

C F
Vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G C
Bloody vaccinate your bloody kids you bloody idiots
C F
Vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G C
Bloody vaccinate your bloody kids.

C Em
I know you read some vague statistic that said it might make them autistic but
Dm G
If you’d paid attention you would know that was all debunked ten years ago
C Em
No it’s not some grand conspiracy by big pharma, it’s just chemistry
Dm F F# G
Yes it’s toxic, that’s how vaccines work (you ignorant jerks).

C F
So vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G C
Bloody vaccinate your bloody kids you bloody idiots
C F
Vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G C
Bloody vaccinate your bloody kids.

C Em
See, there’s this thing called herd immunity, you’re endangering your community
Dm G
Measles can be passed along onto kids whose parents who weren’t as dumb as you
C Em
Yes you have the right to choose but still not to make your friends and neighbours ill
Dm F F# G
Measles isn’t like getting zits (you can die from it).

C F
S vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G C
bloody vaccinate your bloody kids you bloody idiots
C F
Vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your kids
G A
Do what you already should have did
G C
Just bloody vaccinate your bloody kids.




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