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Loudon Wainwright Iii

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by Loudon Wainwright Iii
Loudon Wainwright Iii

Biography:

Loudon Wainwright III (born 5 September 1946 in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA) is an American songwriter, folk singer, humorist, and actor. He is the father of Rufus Wainwright and Martha Wainwright , children of his marriage to the late Kate McGarrigle. In 1970 he acquired a record deal with Atlantic Records, who released his first album.

A graduate of St. Andrew's School, Wainwright is best known for a 1972 novelty song hit Dead Skunk (in the Middle of the Road)

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Loudon Wainwright Iii

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  • Daughter
  • Dead Shunk In The Middle Of The Road
  • Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
  • Drinking Song
  • Got A Ukulele
  • Hard Day On The Planet
  • Tip That Waitress
  • When You Leave
  • A Year
  • Black Uncle Remus
  • Cardboard Boxes
  • Dead Man
  • Dilated To Meet You
  • Donations
  • Dreaming
  • Four Mirrors
  • Ghost Blues
  • Glad To See Youve Got Your Religion
  • Good Ship Venus
  • Grey In La
  • Grown Man
  • Harlan County
  • Heaven
  • High Wide Handsome
  • Hollywood Hopeful
  • Homeless
  • Human Cannonball
  • I Had A Dream
  • I Know Im Unhappy
  • I Suppose
  • Im Alright
  • In C
  • Iwiwal
  • Love And I Hate It
  • Lullaby
  • Man And Dog
  • Men
  • Motel Blues
  • Muse Blues
  • New Paint
  • One Man Guy
  • Over The Hill
  • Pretty Good Day
  • Primrose Hill
  • Prince Hals Dirge
  • Reciprocity
  • Road Ode
  • School Days
  • So Damn Happy
  • Sometimes I Forget
  • Strange Weirdos
  • Strange Wierdos
  • Suddenly Its Christmas
  • Surviving Twin
  • Swimming Song
  • The Days That We Die
  • The Picture
  • The Shit Song
  • Therapy
  • Turkish Revelry
  • Unfriendly Skies
  • Unhappy Anniversary
  • Unrequited To The Nth Degree
  • Valley Morning
  • What Gives
  • White Winos
  • You Cant Fail Me Now
  • Your Mother And I

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(Spoken)
OK, so I'm riding around in this car with this woman that I'm close to a couple times a
week. And I'm noticing she's looking out of the window and noticing other women, how
this one looks,Isn't her hair lovely? What a nice outfit...
I said, Babe, what is the DEAL? You're noticing all these other chicks... maybe...
you're a lesbian.
She looks at me and she says,I wish I was a lesbian.
Now, at that point I wanted to say, You mean 'you wish you were a lesbian' because,
grammatically... But I let it slide. I didn't wanna ruffle any feathers.
But, ya know, that sentence, that retort, "I wish I was a lesbian"...kinda stuck in the
ole Laud-o's mind. kinda gestated there for seven, eight minutes then this tune popped out...


G
G------
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
G D
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
G D
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo"
C G--
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
G C
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight
G D
I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
G D
I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn't wanna mate
C G--
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight

HEY!

G
I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke
G D
I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
G C
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
C G
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian; I'd like to be a dyke

G D
I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
G D
It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung
G C
Other things are more important...LIKE HOW TO USE YOR
C
TOUNGE...bablblblb
G
I wish I was a lesbian; that's why this song is sung
D (etc... to the end)
HEEEEEEY!


I dare Casey Kasem to play this

I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true
But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do
But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO
I wish I was a lesbian; I know it's sad, but true

Hey, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky "ma-chis-mo" (I hate that damned machismo!)
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!




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