Biography:
Larry Pierce is a comedic-country music singer who specializes in songs with raunchy lyrics. He's known in the business as "The Master of Dirty Country Music," and has quietly been building a following of dedicated fans since 1993.
Born Larry G. Pierce on July 18, 1950, and has lived most of his life in the small Central Indiana town of Middletown and has been married to his wife Sandy since June 17, 1982, and has three children. Pierce worked
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"Every time I Shit"
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075
Intro
C# - D# - G#
(G#)
Well I'm sitting on the toilet
(D#)
Staring at the walls
(C#) (D#)
I can feel the cool clear water
(G#)
Splashing soft against my balls
(G#)
Well that’s when I start thinking
(D#)
About my favorite fantasy
(C#) (D#)
And my dick begins to harden
(G#)
As the shit pains come through me
[ Chorus ]
(G#) (C#)
And I think about you every time I shit
(D#)
I think about your pussy
(C#) (G#)
I wanna lick your clit
(G#)
With each fart I fantasize
(C#)
About my head between my thighs
(D#) (C#) (G#)
yes I think about you every time I shit
[riff 2]
(G#)
Girl when I get Diarrhea
(D#)
That’s when I most wanna see ya
(C#) (D#)
And when the smell fills up the room
(G#)
Girl, to me, it's your perfume
(G#)
And with every little grunt
(D#)
oh I think about your cunt
(C#) (D#)
And my stomach starts to gurgle
(G#)
And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
[Riff 3]
(G#)
Well Girl, it's almost over
(D#)
Time to flush and say goodbye
(C#) (D#)
as I gently wipe my asshole
(G#)
I choke up and start to cry
(G#)
So I reach into the toilet
(D#)
And I pick up a piece or two
(C#) (D#)
And I smear the bathroom walls
(G#)
With these few words, I love you
[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)
Written by Larry Pierce
From the album "Pussy Whipped" (2007)
http://www.larrypierce.com/
Transcribed by Maniac1075
Intro
C# - D# - G#
(G#)
Well I'm sitting on the toilet
(D#)
Staring at the walls
(C#) (D#)
I can feel the cool clear water
(G#)
Splashing soft against my balls
(G#)
Well that’s when I start thinking
(D#)
About my favorite fantasy
(C#) (D#)
And my dick begins to harden
(G#)
As the shit pains come through me
[ Chorus ]
(G#) (C#)
And I think about you every time I shit
(D#)
I think about your pussy
(C#) (G#)
I wanna lick your clit
(G#)
With each fart I fantasize
(C#)
About my head between my thighs
(D#) (C#) (G#)
yes I think about you every time I shit
[riff 2]
(G#)
Girl when I get Diarrhea
(D#)
That’s when I most wanna see ya
(C#) (D#)
And when the smell fills up the room
(G#)
Girl, to me, it's your perfume
(G#)
And with every little grunt
(D#)
oh I think about your cunt
(C#) (D#)
And my stomach starts to gurgle
(G#)
And my hemorrhoids start to bleed
(Back to Chorus)
[Riff 3]
(G#)
Well Girl, it's almost over
(D#)
Time to flush and say goodbye
(C#) (D#)
as I gently wipe my asshole
(G#)
I choke up and start to cry
(G#)
So I reach into the toilet
(D#)
And I pick up a piece or two
(C#) (D#)
And I smear the bathroom walls
(G#)
With these few words, I love you
[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)
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