Biography:
Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is an American Texas Country singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain. He was one of two independent candidates in the 2006 election for the office of Governor of Texas. Receiving 12.6% of the vote, Friedman placed fourth in the six-person race.
Friedman was born in Chicago to Jewish parents, Dr.
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Well a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
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Talkin' religion and a-politics for all the world to hear
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"They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
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You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son"
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I said "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice?
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We Jews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus Christ"
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"You know you don't look Jewish," he said, "Near as I could figure"
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"I had you lamped for a slightly anaemic, well-dressed country n****r"
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Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
He started into shouting and a spitting on the floor
G D G
Lord, they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
G C
He says, "I ain't a racist, but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need"
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"Them n****rs, Jews and Sigma Nus all they ever do is breed"
G C
"Now wops and micks and slopes and spics and spooks are on my list
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"And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas.
Is there anyone I missed?"
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Well I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes
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I says "I'm gonna get you, you son of a b***h, you spouting that pack of lies
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"If there's one thing I can't abide it's an ethnocentric racist"
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"Now you take back that thing you said about Aristitle Onassis"
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Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
G D G
Lord They sure ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
Well a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' Lone Star beer
G C D G
Talkin' religion and a-politics for all the world to hear
G C
"They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one,
D G
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only son"
G C
I said "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice?
D G
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus Christ"
G C
"You know you don't look Jewish," he said, "Near as I could figure"
D G
"I had you lamped for a slightly anaemic, well-dressed country n****r"
G D7
Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
They don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
He started into shouting and a spitting on the floor
G D G
Lord, they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
G C
He says, "I ain't a racist, but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don't need"
D G
"Them n****rs, Jews and Sigma Nus all they ever do is breed"
G C
"Now wops and micks and slopes and spics and spooks are on my list
D
"And there's one little hebe from the heart of Texas.
Is there anyone I missed?"
G C
Well I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes
D G
I says "I'm gonna get you, you son of a b***h, you spouting that pack of lies
G C
"If there's one thing I can't abide it's an ethnocentric racist"
D G
"Now you take back that thing you said about Aristitle Onassis"
G D7
Now they ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
D7 C G
We don't turn the other cheek the way they done before
G C
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
G D G
Lord They sure ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
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