The Smartphone Hour by Joe Iconis, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

The Smartphone Hour

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F
O-M-G Chlo answer me
F Dm
Woah wait until I tell you what I heard
F
It's too FUCKED to type this shit is ripe
F Dm
Call back I'll yell you every word
C
Jenna Roland calling
C
Ugh Jenna Roland calling
C
Jenna Roland calling
C
Hey!

C#
Ohmygod- Ohmygod
C#
Okay so
Dm F
At the end of last night's party
Dm
Very end of last night's party
Bb
Did you see Rich
C Dm
Oh I saw Rich
G# F
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Bb F
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey

A Dm
He's gotta learn to handle his high
G Bb C
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
G
Right but he wasn't drunk
A
The hell you say Jenna
G
Yo he wasn't drunk
G
The hell you say Jenna
C
No Because I heard I heard from Dustin Kropp
B
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Bb
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
Dm A Dm A
It's just so terrible I don't want to relive it all
G
But do you want me to tell you
A
Spit it out Spit it out
A
You really want me to tell you
Bb
Spit it out Spit it out
Bb Dm A
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend
A
No I'm not
A
Yeah I know
D# Bb Dm A
But here's what happened at the party's end

Dm G A B F A
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah
Dm G A B
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah
Dm A
I thought I was dreaming
E
Everybody was screaming
G
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
C Dm
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

F
O-M-G Brooke answer me
F Dm
Look wait until I tell you what I saw
F
Ignore!
Bb F
Hmph And also space and frowny face
(N.C.)
I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party
(N.C.)
But it was totally his fault
(N.C.)
And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again okay
(N.C.)
Smiley face lipstick kitty paw
(N.C.)
Hey
(N.C.)
We cool
(N.C.)
We are
(N.C.)
Okay so
Dm F
At the end of last night's party
Bb C
Did you see Rich
C
No I was crying
Dm Bb F
So he's behaving weird and I was frightened
Bb
Cause I feared his state was heightened

A Dm
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
G C
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
A Dm
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
G C
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
A Bb
Right but he wasn't high
Bb
So you can't blame the things he did on pot
Dm A
It's just so awful so I'll talk about it a lot

Dm G A B F
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah
Dm A
I thought I was dreaming
E
Everybody was screaming
G
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
C Dm
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

(N.C.)
Hey Everybody Have you heard
(N.C.)
Rich set a fire now go send the word
(N.C.)
Sending a text Text
(N.C.)
Sending a tweet Tweet
(N.C.)
Sending a text Text
(N.C.)
Tweet Tweet
(N.C.)
Release the information step and repeat
(N.C.)
I'll spread the word Woooord
(N.C.)
That Rich is flecked Flecked
(N.C.)
No I meant fucked
(N.C.)
Did I say 'flecked'
(N.C.)
Sorry guys that's just my auto-correct
A
Always be aware of auto-correct

A
R-I-C-H
A
Can't you see
A
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Dm
Change my profile pic to you
A
Now I full understand what you're going through
A
R-I-C-H
Dm
It's a drag
A
I read she read they read you're in a body bag
A
R-I-C-H
A
Can't you see
A
Just how much I love your tragedy
B
Hi Hi Hi Hi
B
Yo Yo Yo Yo
B
Sup Sup Sup Sup
B
Fire!
B
Hey Ha
G
Talk it text it pass it talk it
C# Dm G F
Woaaaaah
G#
Ready Okay
Bb G F
Here we go

D# G# Bb C G
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Woah
D# G# Bb C
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
D# Bb
It was so terribly gory
F
I got the whole bloody story
G# G
Yeah I wasn't quite there
F
But I know what happened I swear

G#
When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
G
When Rich set a fire and he levelled the town
C
When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
C#
When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay
G#
When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
F#
When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead
G# F# D#
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
C#
Burned it down Woah
G# C#
Yeah yeah yeah
C#
Did ya hear Did ya hear
D# C#
Burned it down Woah
G# C#
Did ya hear Did ya hear
G# D#
Yeah Yeah Yeah
C#
Burned it down Woah
G# D#
Did ya hear Did ya hear
C#
That Rich set a fire and he burned down the
C
Rich set a fire and he burned down the
B
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
D#
He told me cause he's my best friend

C# D#
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
D#
Send!