Biography:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Other songs:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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"That Fuckin Cat's Back"
Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album: Your Average Aussie Yobbo (1984)
Tab: Maniac1075
[Riff 1]
(E) (A)
I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
(B) (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
(E)
IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT’S HAPPENED
(A) (B) (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE
(A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
(B) (E)
WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
(A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
(B) (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
[CHORUS]
(A) (D) (A) (E)
BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E) (A) (B)
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A) (B) (E)
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didn’t wanna end up in the can
And I’d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I’m fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album: Your Average Aussie Yobbo (1984)
Tab: Maniac1075
[Riff 1]
(E) (A)
I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
(B) (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
(E)
IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT’S HAPPENED
(A) (B) (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE
(A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
(B) (E)
WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
(A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
(B) (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
[CHORUS]
(A) (D) (A) (E)
BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E) (A) (B)
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A) (B) (E)
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didn’t wanna end up in the can
And I’d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I’m fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
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