Biography:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Other songs:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped
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And I'm missing you..
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Now the sucking and slurping have stopped
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Since your spittle has dried on me knob
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No need to tell me
A D D7
I can tell it's all over
G D D7
I can see that our love's on the rocks
G
I've known for some time
D G
That the passion was dying
E E A (Riff 1)
Since the handjobs and the headjobs had stopped
D A D D7
And fucking? Fucking forget it
G D D7
May as well feed this here bone to the dog
G
And me heart is are breaking
D G
And me love spuds are aching
D (Riff 2)
And I'm missing you..
A D
Sucking me cock
D A D D7
I've lost count of the pearl necklaces I give ya
G D D7
And the facials from the odd tonsil prod
G G
And I miss the way
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You'd smile as you gargle
E A (Riff 1)
Hold your nose and then swallow the lot
D A D D7
Now there's an unemployed sign, pinned on me fly
G D D7
And me zipper's all rusty and locked
G D G
And I miss your sweet lips, doing tricks with me dick
D (Riff 2)
And I'm missing you..
A D D7
Sucking me cock
G
Since you've stopped giving head
I've been wanking instead
D
Till I've near-worn the fucking knob off
E
And me gonads are hurting
They're bulging near bursting
A A7 (Riff 1)
Now the sucking and slurping have stopped
D
Can't wank fast enough, cause it keeps backing up
G D D7
Since your spittle has dried on me knob
G D G
And me sphincter's missing your finger
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And I'm missing you..
A D
Sucking me cock
G D G
And me sphincter's missing your finger
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While I'm missing you..
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Sucking me cock
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