Biography:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
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We all work for Santa Claus
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We've had enough we quit
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Cos we do all the fuckin work
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While he stars in the show
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Stick your Christmas up yer arse
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Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
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I'm Rudolph and I quit
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Just who does he think he is
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That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
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Cracking his fuckin whip
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And me stuck up the front
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With these other useless c*nts
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Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
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Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
And what about us Elves
D
We've had enough as well
E
Working in that freezing factory
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Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
D
With our bollocks freezing off
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
I'm Santa Claus's wife
D
I know what he's really like
E
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
A
He's a fuckin pedophile
A devious old drunk
D
And I'm married to the c*nt
E
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
I'm Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
A
Cracking his fuckin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
And what about us Elves
D
We've had enough as well
E
Working in that freezing factory
A
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
D
With our bollocks freezing off
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
I'm Santa Claus's wife
D
I know what he's really like
E
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
A
He's a fuckin pedophile
A devious old drunk
D
And I'm married to the c*nt
E
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
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