After Ever After 3 by Jon Cozart, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

After Ever After 3

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Jon Cozart is a YouTube artist known as Paint.

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

[Intro]
C A7 Dm
If you've ever wondered why
G7 C
Disney tales all end in lies
C Dm Am G
Here's what happened after all their
F G C
dreams came true...

[Verse 1 - Simba]
A
Hmm!
A
Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
D7
Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
D A
By beasts who don't fight fair
A
I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small
D7 D A
And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall
Bm Bm7 E7
Let me help this African economy!
D E A
Oh, my species is going extinct!
D
Everywhere you look, death!
Bm7
Taking shots at my pride
E7 A
Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide (scope, set)
Bm Bm7 E7
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Bm Bm7 E7
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
Bm Bm7 E7
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
D E A
Oh, my species is going extinct!
D E
Oh, my species is go

[Verse 2 - Peter Pan]
D
Every time I fly to town
G A7
I grow up when I come down
A7 D
Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
A7 D
For eighty years of puberty
G
In unforgiving tights!
D A7 D
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
A D A
We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
A
We're following his leader
D A
Wherever he may bone
D
Tee dum, tee dee
A
My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all
D
The mermaids are wet for days
This engine's revved
G
There's only one booty for me
A
Just a teedle ee rump
D
A teedle ee hump tee day
F#
Think of the fappiest thoughts
I'm a happy little thot

(Okay)
C# F#
Wendy is my special gal
C#
She's like ninety
F#
I'm down
B
The dentures never bite
F# B F#
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)

Hope he's bi
F#
He's upright

[Verse 3 - Hercules]
F# C# F# C#

F# F#
Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
B
Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
F# F#
Replaced by intelligent design
B
The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
C#7
The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
C#7
He's a godsend bigger than Nero
C#7 D#m G#m
Out with the old, in with the Jew
B F#
Hero to Christo
C# F#
God's honest truth
B F#
Hero to Christo
Hey Herc, you're screwed
B C#
The Jesus freak is super weak
F#
I'm so divine
B C#
You see I came inside a virgin's bod
F#
So have I
A# D#m
I threw him in the Colosseum
A# D#m
A lion a la carte
G#
Three days went by he zombified
C# C# D
And rose up in search of hearts

[Verse 4 - Aladdin]
D D D D
D
I'm a prisoner of war
Bm A
ISIS blew up my city
Em F# Bm
They're throwing me off a building
A G D
'Cause they think that I like guys
A D
A holy war
A D
An old fantastical point of view
G D G D
Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide
Bm7 E C A7
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
D
Every turn suicide
A D
A hundred thousand children plead
G D G D
The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
Bm7 E C A7 D
Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
G A
Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
G A
Just refugees (send helping hands)
G A A7 Bb
Instead of bans for you and me

[Outro]
Bb
The lions are gone
C
Hair on my junk

Jesus is a hunk
D
Screw Trump!