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John Valby

Ya Ho

by John Valby
John Valby

Biography:

John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.

Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.

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John Valby

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157 Artist   69 Music   166 Tab Tab
"Ya Ho"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075

G
I put my hand upon her toe
E F E F
Yo Ho Yo Ho
G
I put my hand upon her toe
C D C D
Yo Ho Yo Ho
D
I put my hand upon her toe
C A# A
She said "Hey Yankee, you're way too low"
D C A# A
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
F G F G F G
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho

I put my hand upon her knee
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her knee
She said"Hey Yankee, you're kiddin' me"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho

I put my hand upon her twat
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my hand upon her twat
She said"Hey Yankee, you're hittin' the spot"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho

She put my cock right in her mouth
Yo Ho Yo Ho
She put my cock right in her mouth
Yo Ho Yo Ho
She put my cock right in her mouth
She said"Hey Yankee..." (choking sounds)

I put my dick right in her nose
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my dick right in her nose
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I put my dick right in her nose
She said"Hey Yankee, that's not where it goes"
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho

And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo Ho Yo Ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo Ho Yo Ho
And now she lies in a wooden box, from sucking so many yankee cocks
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho

I dig her up every now and then
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I dig her up every now and then
Yo Ho Yo Ho
I dig her up every now and then
I fuck her again and again and again
Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about
Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho




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