Biography:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Shithouse Blues"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
12 Bar Blues
[Chorus]
G
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D C G D
Ah, I got them shithouse blues
F
ahh
F G
Your mamas in jail,
F G
Your papas on bail,
F G
Your sisters on the corner
G
yellin' pussy for sale
NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.
[Classic versus]
I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa
I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito
I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story
I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey
I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank
See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
12 Bar Blues
[Chorus]
G
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D C G D
Ah, I got them shithouse blues
F
ahh
F G
Your mamas in jail,
F G
Your papas on bail,
F G
Your sisters on the corner
G
yellin' pussy for sale
NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.
[Classic versus]
I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa
I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito
I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story
I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey
I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank
See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen
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