Biography:
Self-described as "Seattle's Premier Jewish Narcoleptic Drag Queen", Jinkx Monsoon (real name Jerrick Hoffer) is an American Drag Performer, Singer, Actor, and Comedian. He graduated summa cum laude with a degree in theatrical performance from Cornish College in Seattle, Washington. Influenced by a grandmother with charm school polish, Jerick learned to combine the sophistication of a southern belle with the crass behavior of a working girl. Jinkx Monsoon is all about contrasts and what RuPaul describes as "a stage left
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro] Gm, Cm, x4
Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
A long time ago, a lady who’s name was Carmen
Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
Drove a man wild until he was out of control
Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen
A D
In spite of the fact I do not habla Español
Cm Gm
That girl is exactly like me
Cm Gm
We share this philosophy
A D
Olé, I say
[Verse 1]
G
I'm not the type who's ready
for dating someone steady
A
I'm everybody's girl
D
On Sunday night it's Danny
On Monday, maybe Manny
G
I'm everybody's girl
There's a point to my behaviour Which is,
C Cm
smart girls always share their riches
G
So if your heart succumbs don't let it
You're certain to regret it
A D
All others come and get it
G
I'm everybody's girl
[Verse 2]
G
I could never be a cowhand's girl
A
La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
D
I just can't keep my calves together
G
Everybody's girl
Some old Greek called Aristotle said it
C Cm
If you've got it, why not spread it?
G
So I'm grappling any sabres
Exerting any labours
A D
To share me with your neighbours
G
I'm everybody's girl
[Verse 3]
G
In case your passion rages,
I'm in the yellow pages
A
I'm . . . girl
D
You won't be disappointed
I'm also double jointed
G
I'm everybody's girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
C Cm
I'm a person who needs dispersin'
G
So you're here for my status
It's absolutely gratis
A D
to use my apparatus
G
I'm everybody's girl
Men and me are like pianos. When they get upright, I feel grand.
G D G D G
Everybody's girl
Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
A long time ago, a lady who’s name was Carmen
Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
Drove a man wild until he was out of control
Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen
A D
In spite of the fact I do not habla Español
Cm Gm
That girl is exactly like me
Cm Gm
We share this philosophy
A D
Olé, I say
[Verse 1]
G
I'm not the type who's ready
for dating someone steady
A
I'm everybody's girl
D
On Sunday night it's Danny
On Monday, maybe Manny
G
I'm everybody's girl
There's a point to my behaviour Which is,
C Cm
smart girls always share their riches
G
So if your heart succumbs don't let it
You're certain to regret it
A D
All others come and get it
G
I'm everybody's girl
[Verse 2]
G
I could never be a cowhand's girl
A
La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
D
I just can't keep my calves together
G
Everybody's girl
Some old Greek called Aristotle said it
C Cm
If you've got it, why not spread it?
G
So I'm grappling any sabres
Exerting any labours
A D
To share me with your neighbours
G
I'm everybody's girl
[Verse 3]
G
In case your passion rages,
I'm in the yellow pages
A
I'm . . . girl
D
You won't be disappointed
I'm also double jointed
G
I'm everybody's girl
Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'
C Cm
I'm a person who needs dispersin'
G
So you're here for my status
It's absolutely gratis
A D
to use my apparatus
G
I'm everybody's girl
Men and me are like pianos. When they get upright, I feel grand.
G D G D G
Everybody's girl
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