Biography:
Jay Foreman is a student from the University of York who has written and recorded comedy songs, some of which have gained popularity on the internet, particularly “Moon Chavs” and “The Procrastinator”.
http://www.jayforeman.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/jayforemanmusic
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Jay Foreman - I'm Glad John Lennon Died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duTaVhslT-0
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
What if John Lennon were still alive today
G A D D7
And he had not been shot?
G A D D/C# Bm
The general consensus is that that would be nice
E7 A A7
But I dare to say that it might not.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
He'd hang around with Geldof doing Live Aid and the like
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
Now before you start to boo me and say that I'm a ****
G A D D7
Perhaps I should explain
G A D D/C# Bm
He last wrote a good song in nineteen seventy one
E7 A A7
And he never wrote a decent thing again
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
His music in the eighties would have sounded like Crowded House
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Bridge]
C#
And here's a thought, imagine if
C#
he made a guest appearance as a
C#7 F#
panelist on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
Ab
All his contributions would be painfully bad
Em A
And to see him look so past is would be really sad.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
He'd always be on Twitter making really racist jokes
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A G A D
(Whistled)
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
In 1990 Yoko would have killed him anyway
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died
[Bridge]
C#
And by the way I wonder if
C#
You ever stopped to think about
C#7 F#
Whatever would have happened to McCartney.
Ab
Everyone would still be saying "Paul is dead"
Em A
And they would have named the airport after him instead
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
Imagine if he instead of Neil Buchanan presented 'Art Attack'...
[Chorus]
Bb A Dsus4
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duTaVhslT-0
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
What if John Lennon were still alive today
G A D D7
And he had not been shot?
G A D D/C# Bm
The general consensus is that that would be nice
E7 A A7
But I dare to say that it might not.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
He'd hang around with Geldof doing Live Aid and the like
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
Now before you start to boo me and say that I'm a ****
G A D D7
Perhaps I should explain
G A D D/C# Bm
He last wrote a good song in nineteen seventy one
E7 A A7
And he never wrote a decent thing again
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
His music in the eighties would have sounded like Crowded House
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Bridge]
C#
And here's a thought, imagine if
C#
he made a guest appearance as a
C#7 F#
panelist on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
Ab
All his contributions would be painfully bad
Em A
And to see him look so past is would be really sad.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
He'd always be on Twitter making really racist jokes
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A G A D
(Whistled)
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
In 1990 Yoko would have killed him anyway
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died
[Bridge]
C#
And by the way I wonder if
C#
You ever stopped to think about
C#7 F#
Whatever would have happened to McCartney.
Ab
Everyone would still be saying "Paul is dead"
Em A
And they would have named the airport after him instead
[Verse]
D Bm Bb A
Imagine if he instead of Neil Buchanan presented 'Art Attack'...
[Chorus]
Bb A Dsus4
Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
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