Biography:
Jarrod Michael Alonge (born March 25, 1993) is an American comedian, songwriter and music producer from Orlando, Florida. He is also the lead songwriter and guitarist of post-hardcore project CrazyEightyEight and pop punk band Sunrise Skater Kids.
He is also known for his parodies of the artists, sub-genres and stereotypes within alternative music. He has released three independent full-length studio albums, Beating a Dead Horse, Friendville and Awkward & Depressed, all of which reached number one on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart.
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[Intro]
E A C#m B
E A B
[Verse]
Spoiler alert
E A
Hey Dad, you’ll never understand me
E
I won’t be what you want and I don’t feel all that sorry
A
Go dark, there is no turning back now
E
I want to be much stronger but it turns out I don’t know how
A
Years pass, I find you in my base
E
Walk out on this little bridge and see me face-to-face
A
Inside, I’m being torn apart
B
Will you help me?
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#M B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I hate you Dad
E
[Verse]
E A
Hey girl, you know you’re not that special
E
Your family left you in the desert probably cause they hate you
A
I sense something deep in your mind
E
If it’s true then you could use some training right by my side
A
Master, I’ll pass my final test
E
I want to finish doing what my grandfather started
A
This is my greatest challenge yet
B
And now it’s time
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#m B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I HATE YOU DAD!
E
[Verse]
E
Ginger, take it back notch
A
You need to lighten up, you have your panties in a bunch
E
Guess what, he likes me more than you
A
Our leader knows I’m better and there’s nothing you can do
E
Black guy, you’re really quite the TRAITOR
A
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, WE PLANNED YEARS FOR THIS
E
AND YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY MESSED IT ALL UP
A
HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY FOR ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE?
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#m B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I’m a psychopath
E A C#m B
E A B
[Verse]
Spoiler alert
E A
Hey Dad, you’ll never understand me
E
I won’t be what you want and I don’t feel all that sorry
A
Go dark, there is no turning back now
E
I want to be much stronger but it turns out I don’t know how
A
Years pass, I find you in my base
E
Walk out on this little bridge and see me face-to-face
A
Inside, I’m being torn apart
B
Will you help me?
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#M B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I hate you Dad
E
[Verse]
E A
Hey girl, you know you’re not that special
E
Your family left you in the desert probably cause they hate you
A
I sense something deep in your mind
E
If it’s true then you could use some training right by my side
A
Master, I’ll pass my final test
E
I want to finish doing what my grandfather started
A
This is my greatest challenge yet
B
And now it’s time
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#m B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I HATE YOU DAD!
E
[Verse]
E
Ginger, take it back notch
A
You need to lighten up, you have your panties in a bunch
E
Guess what, he likes me more than you
A
Our leader knows I’m better and there’s nothing you can do
E
Black guy, you’re really quite the TRAITOR
A
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, WE PLANNED YEARS FOR THIS
E
AND YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY MESSED IT ALL UP
A
HAVE YOU NO LOYALTY FOR ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE?
[Chorus]
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, right through chest
C#m B
and drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
E A
I’ll stab you through the chest, and make you die
C#m B
and I’ll fulfill my destiny
I’m a psychopath
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