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iDubbbz

Asian Jake Paul

by iDubbbz
iDubbbz

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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[Intro: iDubbbz]
G#m
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
G#m
Send all available units
G#m
Send in the back-up
G#m
Send in the big guns
B
Send in the K9 unit
Send in the... fuck

[Verse 1: iDubbbz]
G#m B
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
G#m B
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
G#m
Oh, no! You getting mad?
B
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
G3m
That shit was fucking absurd
B
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words?
G#m
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
B
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
G#m
Say to your audience face, ayy
B
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
G#m B
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
G#m B
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine

[Verse 2: Boyinaband]
G#m
Woo! You've been pretending
B
Ever since your little rice balls descended
G#m
Let kids think you did it all
F#
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
G#m B
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
G#m
I was more disappointed than when I found out
B
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
g#m
Boy, gotta flex
B
Gotta flex, flex, flex
G#m
Because when you've got no personality
B
Replace it with a Rolex
G#m
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
B
Hoping to die, they're so tired
G#m
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
B
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say

[Verse 3: iDubbbz]
G#m
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
B
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
G#m
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
B
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
G#m
You're fucking delusional
B
So try your best to remember
G#m
You are not a pimp
B
You're a borderline sex offender
G#m
Diss boy a flavor of the month
B
But which is it, huh?
G#m
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
B
It's salt and vi-nigga
G#m
You're like Kanye without the talent
B
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
G#m
Like Soulja Boy but...
B
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy

[Refrain: Boyinaband]
G#m
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
B
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
G#m
How can you claim that shit
B
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?

[Verse 4: iDubbbz]
G#m
Little ho, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
G#m
Admit that you just got pounded
B
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
G#m
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
B
(That's what you wanted, right?)
G#m
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
G#m
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
G#m B
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor

[Verse 5: Boyinaband]
G#m
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
B
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
G#m
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
B
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
G#m
How the fuck can someone called Gum
B
Not realise they're in a bubble?
G#m
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
B
Isn't that your excuse?
G#m
When you're too stupid to explain your views
B
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
G#m
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
G#m B
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat

[Outro: iDubbbz]
G#m B
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
G#m B
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
G#m
Now I'm finished as planned
B
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
G#m
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?




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