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Holy Moly

Retarded Love Story

by Holy Moly
Holy Moly

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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This isn't the exact the way the song is played but I think it's pretty damn close.


INTRO

C G Am
F G

Verse 1

C G Am
They said our relationship wouldn't work
F G
Cause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
C G Am
We're not a romantic comedy
F G
We're a mentally retarded love story

F G
So grab your walker and come with me
C G Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
F G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
F G C G Am F G
Well were mentally retarded in love

C G Am
Well when we drool it's kind of cool
F G
Well we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
C G Am
Well the government will help us and your mom will too
F G
Well my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

F G
So grab your walker and come with me
C G Am
We'll eat red jello with the lunch lady
F G
We'll make wedding bands with macaroni
F G C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love
F G C G Am
Well were mentally retarded in love


F G
Well we're mentally retarded
F G
Well we're so damn darn retarded
F G C G Am
Well we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love




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