Biography:
Hank Green (May 5, 1980) is one of the two founders of the video blog project Brotherhood 2.0 that inspired the community of cool nerds known as Nerdfighters. Hank wrote many of his songs for his Brotherhood 2.0 videos. He and Alan Lastufka co-own DFTBA Records, a label that signs successful YouTube-based musicians. Both Hank and John Green continue to make videos and their joint YouTube account can be found at http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers. Hank's music can be found at http://DFTBA.com
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- Accio Deathly Hallows
- Looking For Alaska
- Strange Charm
- Adult Female
- Annie
- Baby I Sold Your Dog On Ebay
- Book Eight
- Crime Dramas Suck
- Dead Boys Girlfriend
- Dftba Acoustic
- Edward Spoonhands
- Farmville A Song
- Fermi Paradox
- Goodbye Brotherhood 20
- Goodbye Thirty
- Goodbye Twenty
- Helen Hunt
- I Guess It All Makes Sense At The End
- I Know
- Im Gonna Kill You
- Its Too Hot
- Luck Of My Life
- Marilyn Hanson
- Miniature Soccer Team
- Mules Are So Half Ass
- My Favoutire Pony
- Nerdfighteria Island
- Nerdfighterlike
- Oh Jk Rowling
- On The Rise
- People Who Love Giraffes
- People Who Love Girraffes
- Phineas Gage
- Please Buy My Album
- Protons And Neutrons
- Put Stuff On Your Head
- Queen Ranavalona The First
- Shake
- T
- The Fathers Of The Founding Fathers
- The List
- The Stupidest News Stories Of 2009 A Song
- The Universe Is Weird
- This Aint It
- This Isnt Hogwarts
- This Machine Pwns N00Bs
- Undigested Lump
- Undigested Lump Explicit
- Video Game Books
- We Are All Bat People
- Were All Gonna Die
- What Would Captain Picard Do
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G
I hate this place,
C D G
I can barely keep the misery off my face,
D C
Yeah there's one place i much rather be,
D C
Taking transfiguration and arithmancy,
G C D
And hanging with my friends in the owlery,
G C
But instead i'm learning parts of speech,
D G
And trying not to fall asleep,
C D G
And avoiding the only girl in school who might like me,
(Pause)
G
It's so grotesque,
C D G
When the guy sitting next to me drools all over his desk,
D C
And i almost raise my hand to complain,
D C
But then i realize i wanna be doin' the same,
G C D
So i put my head down on my desk as well,
G C
And suddenly im learning a spell,
D G
To make my teacher's head swell,
C
But then he wakes me up,
D G
And i can't help but yell,
Engorgio!!
(Pause)
G C G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
C G C G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
C G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
C D
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
C D
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
C D
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
C D
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
C D G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
C D G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
C D G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard
(Pause)
G
Y'know whats gross,
C D G
When the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast,
D C
But as i ate it anyway i overheard,
D C
This guy i hardly know callin' me a nerd,
G C D
So i cast "sectum sempra" on him inside my mind,
G C
I wish there were house elves makin' my food,
D G
And everything was perfectly spiced,
C D G
And the only one being rude was the poltergeist,
(Pause)
G
And here's what's true,
C D G
I'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school,
D C
I'd even call dolores umbridge my friend,
D C
If it meant i'd never have to go to gym again,
G C D
But i look around at all of this crap that's part of my life,
G C
No ghost stalkin' the halls,
D G
Or hangin' in the bathroom stalls,
C
And the stairs don't move,
D G
Cause there's no stairs at all.
G C G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
C G C G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
C G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
C D
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
C D
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
C D
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
C D
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
C D G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
C D G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
C D G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard
I hate this place,
C D G
I can barely keep the misery off my face,
D C
Yeah there's one place i much rather be,
D C
Taking transfiguration and arithmancy,
G C D
And hanging with my friends in the owlery,
G C
But instead i'm learning parts of speech,
D G
And trying not to fall asleep,
C D G
And avoiding the only girl in school who might like me,
(Pause)
G
It's so grotesque,
C D G
When the guy sitting next to me drools all over his desk,
D C
And i almost raise my hand to complain,
D C
But then i realize i wanna be doin' the same,
G C D
So i put my head down on my desk as well,
G C
And suddenly im learning a spell,
D G
To make my teacher's head swell,
C
But then he wakes me up,
D G
And i can't help but yell,
Engorgio!!
(Pause)
G C G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
C G C G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
C G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
C D
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
C D
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
C D
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
C D
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
C D G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
C D G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
C D G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard
(Pause)
G
Y'know whats gross,
C D G
When the lunch meat looks like three day old soggy toast,
D C
But as i ate it anyway i overheard,
D C
This guy i hardly know callin' me a nerd,
G C D
So i cast "sectum sempra" on him inside my mind,
G C
I wish there were house elves makin' my food,
D G
And everything was perfectly spiced,
C D G
And the only one being rude was the poltergeist,
(Pause)
G
And here's what's true,
C D G
I'd do pretty much anything to go to wizard school,
D C
I'd even call dolores umbridge my friend,
D C
If it meant i'd never have to go to gym again,
G C D
But i look around at all of this crap that's part of my life,
G C
No ghost stalkin' the halls,
D G
Or hangin' in the bathroom stalls,
C
And the stairs don't move,
D G
Cause there's no stairs at all.
G C G
This isn't hogwarts this is a concrete box,
C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk,
C G C G
And the teachers don't care that the kids don't try,
C G
And the most magical thing we have is fluorescent lights,
C D
And they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool,
C D
Instead they sort you in the parking lot after school,
C D
And i think if i looked into the mirror of erised,
C D
I'd be wearing wizard robes of gold and red,
C D G
I'm not sayin' i'm not proud to be a nerd,
C D G
But public school ain't no place for a wizard
C D G
Yeah public school ain't no place for a wizard
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