Biography:
Frank Vincent Zappa (born December 21, 1940 in Baltimore, Maryland, United States – December 4, 1993 in Los Angeles, California, United States) was an American composer, guitarist, singer, bandleader and producer. He was one of the most prolific musicians of his time, releasing over fifty albums of original material spanning over a thirty-five year career.
Zappa's earliest influences were 1950s pop and rock (such as doo-wop and rhythm and blues), and 20th-century classical composers including Igor Stravinsky and Edgard Varèse.
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========================FRANK ZAPPA-Titties and Beer========================
Tabbed By: Pecolatto
Email: [email protected]
((((Up and down strokes for every chord))))
Bm Am
It was the blackest night!
E Am
There was no moon in sight!
Bm Am
(you know the stars ain't shinin'
E Am
'cause the sky's too tight)
Bm Am
I heard the scary wind!
E Am
I seen some ugly trees!
Bm Am
There was a werewolf honkin',
E Am
'long the side of me!
Bm Am E Am
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Bm Am E Am
Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
Bm Am E Am
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
Bm Am E Am E Am
'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)
(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)
Bm Am
I noticed even the crickets
E Am
Acted weird up here
Bm Am
And so I figured I might
E Am
Just drink a little beer
Bm Am E Am
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
Bm Am
But there was no reply
E Am
'cause she was gone!
Bm Am E Am
where's those titties I like so well,
Bm Am
'n' my goddam beer!
E Am Bm Am
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
E Am Bm Am
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
E Am
(he's about this big!)
Bm Am
He had a red suit on
E Am
An' a widow's peak
Bm Am
An' then a pointed tail
E Am
'n like a sulphur reek,
Bm Am
Yes, it was him awright,
E Am
I swear I knowed it was!
Bm Am
He had some human flesh
E Am
Stuck under-neath his claws
Bm Am
You know, it looked to me
E Am
Like it was titty skin!
Bm Am
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
E Am
('cause I was mad at him!)
Bm Am
He just got out his floss
E Am
'n started cleanin' his fang
Bm Am
So I shot him with my shooter,
Bm Am Fm
Said: bang! bang! bang!
((((Just downward strokes on this part))))
Bm Am E Fm
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
Bm Am
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
E Fm
Gonna say?
Bm Am
You ate my chrissy?
E Fm
yeah! titties 'n all!
Bm Am
Well what about the beer then?
E Fm
now, were the cans this tall?
Bm Am
Even her boots?
E Fm
would I lie to you?
Bm Fm
Shit, you musta been hungry!
E Fm
yeah, this is true.
Bm Am
Don't they pay you good for the
E Fm
Stuff that you do?
Bm Am E Fm
well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
Bm Am
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
E Fm
'n I want my beer
Hah!
Bm Am
So you just barf it back up!
E Fm
Now, devil, do you hear?
Bm Am E Fm
blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
Bm Am E Fm
I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
Bm Am
Just what will you give me for your
E Fm
Titties and beer?
Bm Am
I suppose you noticed this little
E Fm
Contract here...
Bm Am E Fm
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
Bm Am
That's about the only reason
E Fm
I learned writin' for!
Bm Am E Fm
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Bm Am E
Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
Fm
Squeezin' time!
Bm Am E Fm
man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
Bm Am E Fm
There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
Bm Am E Fm
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
Bm Am E
Let's make a deal if you think
Fm
That's true
Bm Am E
I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Fm
Gonna do?
Heh?
Bm Am E Fm
wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
Bm Am
That you want to make a deal with me...
E Fm
that's very, very true
Bm Am E Fm
I'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
See if you can guess what they are
Bm Am E Fm
i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
Bm Am E Fm
i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
Bm
what?
Am E Fm
let go of your pickle!
Bm Am
i'm not holding my pickle
E Fm Bm
well, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
Am E Fm Bm
i don't know...she's out in the audience...
Am E Fm
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
Bm Am E Fm
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Bm Am E
i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
You know what I mean?
E Fm
what?
((((Increase speed here))))
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm
Titties and beer!
Am
Titties and beer!
E
Titties and beer!
Fm
Titties and beer!
Bm Am E Fm
no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
Bm Am E Fm
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!
((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))
Bm Am
And then the devil let go of his pickle
E Am Bm
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Am
Flop-floppin'...all around the world
Bm Am E Am
She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
Bm Am E Am
And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Bm Am E Am
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Bm Am
That's when the devil, he farted
E Am
And she went right over the cliff!
Bm Am E Am
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
Bm Am
I swear I do de-clare!
E Am
How did she get back there?
Do that last part 4 times and thats the song.
Email me for a request.
Tabbed By: Pecolatto
Email: [email protected]
((((Up and down strokes for every chord))))
Bm Am
It was the blackest night!
E Am
There was no moon in sight!
Bm Am
(you know the stars ain't shinin'
E Am
'cause the sky's too tight)
Bm Am
I heard the scary wind!
E Am
I seen some ugly trees!
Bm Am
There was a werewolf honkin',
E Am
'long the side of me!
Bm Am E Am
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Bm Am E Am
Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
Bm Am E Am
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
Bm Am E Am E Am
'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)
(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)
Bm Am
I noticed even the crickets
E Am
Acted weird up here
Bm Am
And so I figured I might
E Am
Just drink a little beer
Bm Am E Am
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
Bm Am
But there was no reply
E Am
'cause she was gone!
Bm Am E Am
where's those titties I like so well,
Bm Am
'n' my goddam beer!
E Am Bm Am
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
E Am Bm Am
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
E Am
(he's about this big!)
Bm Am
He had a red suit on
E Am
An' a widow's peak
Bm Am
An' then a pointed tail
E Am
'n like a sulphur reek,
Bm Am
Yes, it was him awright,
E Am
I swear I knowed it was!
Bm Am
He had some human flesh
E Am
Stuck under-neath his claws
Bm Am
You know, it looked to me
E Am
Like it was titty skin!
Bm Am
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
E Am
('cause I was mad at him!)
Bm Am
He just got out his floss
E Am
'n started cleanin' his fang
Bm Am
So I shot him with my shooter,
Bm Am Fm
Said: bang! bang! bang!
((((Just downward strokes on this part))))
Bm Am E Fm
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
Bm Am
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
E Fm
Gonna say?
Bm Am
You ate my chrissy?
E Fm
yeah! titties 'n all!
Bm Am
Well what about the beer then?
E Fm
now, were the cans this tall?
Bm Am
Even her boots?
E Fm
would I lie to you?
Bm Fm
Shit, you musta been hungry!
E Fm
yeah, this is true.
Bm Am
Don't they pay you good for the
E Fm
Stuff that you do?
Bm Am E Fm
well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
Bm Am
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
E Fm
'n I want my beer
Hah!
Bm Am
So you just barf it back up!
E Fm
Now, devil, do you hear?
Bm Am E Fm
blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
Bm Am E Fm
I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
Bm Am
Just what will you give me for your
E Fm
Titties and beer?
Bm Am
I suppose you noticed this little
E Fm
Contract here...
Bm Am E Fm
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
Bm Am
That's about the only reason
E Fm
I learned writin' for!
Bm Am E Fm
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Bm Am E
Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
Fm
Squeezin' time!
Bm Am E Fm
man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
Bm Am E Fm
There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
Bm Am E Fm
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
Bm Am E
Let's make a deal if you think
Fm
That's true
Bm Am E
I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Fm
Gonna do?
Heh?
Bm Am E Fm
wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
Bm Am
That you want to make a deal with me...
E Fm
that's very, very true
Bm Am E Fm
I'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
See if you can guess what they are
Bm Am E Fm
i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
Bm Am E Fm
i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
Bm
what?
Am E Fm
let go of your pickle!
Bm Am
i'm not holding my pickle
E Fm Bm
well, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
Am E Fm Bm
i don't know...she's out in the audience...
Am E Fm
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
Bm Am E Fm
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Bm Am E
i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
You know what I mean?
E Fm
what?
((((Increase speed here))))
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm
Titties and beer!
Am
Titties and beer!
E
Titties and beer!
Fm
Titties and beer!
Bm Am E Fm
no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
Bm Am E Fm
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!
((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))
Bm Am
And then the devil let go of his pickle
E Am Bm
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Am
Flop-floppin'...all around the world
Bm Am E Am
She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
Bm Am E Am
And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Bm Am E Am
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Bm Am
That's when the devil, he farted
E Am
And she went right over the cliff!
Bm Am E Am
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
Bm Am
I swear I do de-clare!
E Am
How did she get back there?
Do that last part 4 times and thats the song.
Email me for a request.
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