Biography:
Frank Vincent Zappa (born December 21, 1940 in Baltimore, Maryland, United States – December 4, 1993 in Los Angeles, California, United States) was an American composer, guitarist, singer, bandleader and producer. He was one of the most prolific musicians of his time, releasing over fifty albums of original material spanning over a thirty-five year career.
Zappa's earliest influences were 1950s pop and rock (such as doo-wop and rhythm and blues), and 20th-century classical composers including Igor Stravinsky and Edgard Varèse.
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- Dancin' Fool
- Joes Garage
- Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
- Watermelon In Easter Hay
- What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
- A Token Of My Extreme
- Absolutely Free
- Billy The Mountain
- Bobby Brown
- Broken Hearts
- Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
- Brown Shoes Dont Make It
- Bwana Dik
- Catholic Girls
- Concentration Moon
- Dancing Fool
- Dirty Love
- Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- Flakes
- For The Young Sophisticate
- Fountain Of Love
- Go Cry On Somebody
- Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder
- Harder Than Your Husband
- Heavenly Bank Account
- How Could I Be Such A Fool
- I Have Been In You
- Jewish Princess
- Lemme Take You To The Beach
- Lets Make The Water Turn Black
- Lonely Little Girl
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- Love Of My Life
- Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
- Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
- Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
- More Trouble Every Day
- Motherly Love
- Muffin Man
- My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
- Oh No
- Packard Goose
- Po Jama People
- Road Ladies
- Sharleena
- Sofa No 2
- Son Of Orange County
- Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
- Stick Together
- Stinkfoot
- Strictly Genteel The Finale
- Suicide Chump
- Tears Began To Fall
- The Closer You Are
- Titties And Beer
- Uncle Bernies Farm
- Uncle Remus
- Valarie
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
- Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
- Wowie Zowie
- Yo Cats
- Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here
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[Intro]
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
[Chorus 1]
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a token of my extreme
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a token of my extreme
F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
[Verse 1]
A G#
Some people think
G F#m
That if they go too far
A G#
They'll never get back
G F#m
To where the rest of them are
A G#
I might be crazy
G F#m
But there's one thing I know
A G F#m D A
You might be surprised
E
At what you find out when ya go!
[Verse 2]
F#m
Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor
E
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
F#m
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
E
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me!
F#m
That all seems very, very strange
E
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
F#m
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
E
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
[Verse 3]
A G#
Are you telling me
G F#m
I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
A G#
You must go into The Closet!
What?
G
And you will have
Eh?
F#m
Hey! A lot of fun!
A G#
That's where they all live
G
So if you want an appliance to love you
F#m
You'll have to go in there and get you one
A G F#m D A
Well, that seems simple enough!
A
Yes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
E
German, for instance?
E
That's right
E
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
[Chorus 2]
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
[Chorus 1]
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a token of my extreme
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a token of my extreme
F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
F#m
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
E
You don't wanna know what they have seen
[Verse 1]
A G#
Some people think
G F#m
That if they go too far
A G#
They'll never get back
G F#m
To where the rest of them are
A G#
I might be crazy
G F#m
But there's one thing I know
A G F#m D A
You might be surprised
E
At what you find out when ya go!
[Verse 2]
F#m
Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor
E
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
F#m
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
E
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me!
F#m
That all seems very, very strange
E
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
F#m
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
E
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
[Verse 3]
A G#
Are you telling me
G F#m
I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
A G#
You must go into The Closet!
What?
G
And you will have
Eh?
F#m
Hey! A lot of fun!
A G#
That's where they all live
G
So if you want an appliance to love you
F#m
You'll have to go in there and get you one
A G F#m D A
Well, that seems simple enough!
A
Yes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
E
German, for instance?
E
That's right
E
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
[Chorus 2]
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
F#m
Don't you be tarot-fied
E
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
F#m
If you've been modified
E
It's an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
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