Biography:
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse]
C
Christmas comes but once a year
Am
And when it comes it brings good cheer
Dm G C G
A season of goodwill and fun
C
And yet while most of us feel festive
Em
Grinches out there just get restive
D G
And spoil it all for everyone
[Pre-Chorus]
F C A7
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
D7 G
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice
[Chorus]
G C
Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
Dm7
Take a tip from Santa’s elf
G7 Am7 D
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
D7 G
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly
C F
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop
Fm G D#
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop
C F E7 Am
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry
D7 G7 C
And try not to be a cunt.
A7
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
D7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt.
A7
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
D7 Dm7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt
G C
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.
C
Christmas comes but once a year
Am
And when it comes it brings good cheer
Dm G C G
A season of goodwill and fun
C
And yet while most of us feel festive
Em
Grinches out there just get restive
D G
And spoil it all for everyone
[Pre-Chorus]
F C A7
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
D7 G
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice
[Chorus]
G C
Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
Dm7
Take a tip from Santa’s elf
G7 Am7 D
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
D7 G
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly
C F
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop
Fm G D#
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop
C F E7 Am
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry
D7 G7 C
And try not to be a cunt.
A7
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
D7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt.
A7
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
D7 Dm7 G7 C
Try not to be a cunt
G C
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.
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