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Girls Girls Girls

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Emilie Autumn Liddell (born on September 22, 1979), better known by her stage name Emilie Autumn, is an American singer-songwriter, poet, and violinist. Autumn draws influence for her music—the style of which she has alternatively labeled as "Victoriandustrial" and glam rock—from plays, novels, and history, particularly the Victorian era. Performing with her all-female backing band The Bloody Crumpets, Autumn incorporates elements of classical music, cabaret, electronica, and glam rock with theatrics, and burlesque.

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Dm
Step right up
Bb
We bring to you the finest entertainment
A7
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Dm A7
Accept our hospitality indulge in abnormality

Dm
Step right up
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We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
A7
I do this as a gift not for employment
Dm A7
A portrait of insanity approached with pure humanity

D A
Come see our girls crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
Those girls crazy girls
D A7 D7
They're hot they're nuts they're suicidal
D A
Tickets cheap it's a crime
D/F# D7 A
And they're half price after o' clock so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
Come see the girls girls girls

D E7
Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
A7 D
Some are truly hideous I'm sure that you'll agree
Em A7 D
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
E A7
But you mustn't let them fool you just one more rule

D E7
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
A7 D
And that one let's just keep walking by
Em A7 D
These ain't no ordinary girls and we've a steady supply
Em A7 D
Grab another cup of tea and follow me

D A
To see our girls crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
Those girls crazy girls
D A7 D7
They're hot they're nuts they're suicidal
D A
Tickets cheap it's a crime
D/F# D7 A
And they're half price after o' clock so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
Come see the girls girls girls

D E7
Now has anybody any clever questions for your guide
E A7 D7
For a penny more go on and ask we have nothing here to hide

Quiet down You sir
D E7
If insanity's primarily a femininish malady
A7 D
And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact
Em A7 D
Then according to the medics are they faultier genetics
E A7
Are they born with this disease or is it something they contract

D E7
It's all to do with reproductive organs
A7 D
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
Em A7 D
You see from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony
E A7
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
D
I have a question shoot
E7
Has any patient ever been released
A7 D
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease
Em A7 D
For the good of our society they oughtn't reproduce
E A7
So while they may pretend propriety we'll never let them loose

D A
Come see the girls crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
Those girls crazy girls
D A7 D7
They're hot they're nuts they're suicidal
D A
Tickets cheap it's a crime
D/F# D7 A
And they're half price after o' clock so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
Come see the girls girls girls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends 1 percent authentic mentally-ill
Except no imitations
For a little extra on the side you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter wink wink
For a tuppence just a tuppence a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression obsession agression possession indiscretion
But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays

A
How big is a lady's brain
Em E7 D7
It's really very very small a simple thought is quite a strain
Em
This seems just a bit inhumane
E E7 D7
It's just a simple little shock it doesn't cause her any pain

D E7
They're really more like animals than people
A7 D
Which as we've proven haven't any souls at all
Em A7 D
The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior
E A7
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall

D E7
They don't bite well they might
A7 D
I say this one does look hungry tonight
Em A7
So get your picture with an inmate
D
But be sure she's locked up tight
E
They're practically wild sir
A7
Protect your child sir

D E7
They don't recall the taste of freedom
A7 D
They're just happy if we feed them
Em A7
So point and laugh it isn't bad
D
They oughtn't mind because they're mad
E A7
If you haven't got a dime toss us your pearls

You're welcome to enjoy

D A
Our girls crazy girls
D/F# D7 A
If you're willing to be thrilled this is a hell of a ride
Em B5
Those girls crazy girls
D A7 D7
They're hot they're nuts they're suicidal
D A
Tickets cheap it's a crime
D/F# D7 A
And they're half price after o' clock so toss us a dime
Em A7 D
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Em A7 D
Come see the girls girls girls

Em A7 D
I've got a lot more words to say but I just can't make them rhyme
Em A7 D
So ladies let this be a lesson to you keep your hair uncut
Em A7
Your corsets tight your morals high
D
Your knitting neat your yappers shut
Em A7
This is what comes of over-educating
D Em
mentally over-stimulating
A7
too much serious conversating
D Em
organized religion-hating
A7
sinful over-copulating
D Em
marriage without procreating
A7
girl-on-girl caught lesbiating
D Em
she was caught while masturbating
A7
they all mind manipulating
D Em
chronically hallucinating
A7
certainly there's no debating
D Em
some we just find fascinating
A7
women's rights facilitating
D Em
independent thought creating
A7
she just may be complicating
D D7
get your money out we're waiting

To see those
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Girls!
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Girls!
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Girls!