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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
INTRO: G C A D G
G
Oh if I were enlightened
C
you wouldn't bother me
D7
you could leave your socks
G
and underwear from here to infinity
You could come in anytime
C A
you like no fear of getting caught
D
If I were enlightened
G D G
but I'm not Yet
G
If I were more like Buddha
C
You could do just what you like
D7
I'd embrace the other women
G
that came straight down your pike
Cuz I'd recall my oneness and
C A
forgive like I was taught
D
If I were more like Buddha
G D G
But she's not Yet
Chorus:
G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heaven
G
out of me I take tantra and say
C A
mantras a lot more than I want' a
D G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D G
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
G
If everything were perfect
C
I'd be the greatest wife
D7
I would not obsess about
G
Beginning your next life
I'd see your karma as my dharma
C A
and forget we've ever fought
D
If everything were perfect
G D G
But it's not Yet
Chorus:
G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heaven
G
out of me I take Yoga in a toga
C A
that I got in Calistoga
D G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D G
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
Bridge:
G D
Om Om Omigawd
D G
Om Om Omigawd
G
If I could just surrender and
C
learn to love what is
D7
I wouldn't care my toilet seat
G
is covered with your whiz
I wouldn't care I caught you
C A
in my bra and underpants
D
If I could just surrender
G D G
But she can't Yet
Chorus:
G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heaven
G
out of me My aura was a horror
C A
so I memorized the Torah
D G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D G
Now she has a frickin' Bodhi Tree
Outro:
G D D G
Om Om Omigawd Om Om Omigawd
G D D G
Om Om Omigawd Omigawd Ohhh
Doobie Brothers
Doom
Doraemon
Dorian
Doris Day