Biography:
Scotland's Country Teasers play a harsh yet artful style of post-punk with nods to industrial and country music. Musical comparisons include "avant garage" bands like the Fall and Royal Trux, inept/genius musicianship a la the Shaggs or Maher Shalal Hash Baz, Pussy Galore's collision of roots and industrial music, and mischievous d.i.y. experimentalism in the vein of Butthole Surfers, Sun City Girls, the Residents, and Shimmy Disk era Ween. The group
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
This is the version that appears on the Secret Weapon Revealed At Last album on Spotify.
It differs slightly from other versions.
I'm not entirely sure on the lyrics.
The rhythm of the song is fairly difficult to get a hang of, but it's in 4/4 I think.
Tuning: Half Step Down (D#G#C#F#A#d#)
Chords:
I have absolutely no clue what the second chord is called so I'm going to call it a D# for simplicity.
B: 7-9-9-8-7-x
D#: x-6-7-8-9-x
A: 5-7-7-6-5-x
E7: 0-7-6-7-x-x
G#m: 4-6-6-4-4-x
F#: 2-4-4-3-2-x
B D# A E7
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m E7
B D#
Life is a rehearsal; that's how I can afford
A E7
To make a few mistakes as I make my way
B D#
Along the boards, across the floor
A E7
Down the hall, through the door
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m
Used to be a sweet boy, holding very tight to daddy's hand
E7 B D# A E7
But that was in a distant land
B
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
D# A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B G#m
How many Hail Mary's must a fellow say?
F# E7
If he would erase, oh every bad mistake that he
B F# G#m E7
makes every day for seven days ??? ???
B D# A E7 x2
B G#m
It was a happy time, the happiest of them all
F# E7
After a good show, at the far side bowl(?)
B F#
You leapt in to our arms, we gave you a good throw
G#m E7
You tumbled down the lane, that's when the thingy changed from joy to
B D# A E7
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe
B G#m F# E7
B D#
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B F# G#m E7
End on B
It differs slightly from other versions.
I'm not entirely sure on the lyrics.
The rhythm of the song is fairly difficult to get a hang of, but it's in 4/4 I think.
Tuning: Half Step Down (D#G#C#F#A#d#)
Chords:
I have absolutely no clue what the second chord is called so I'm going to call it a D# for simplicity.
B: 7-9-9-8-7-x
D#: x-6-7-8-9-x
A: 5-7-7-6-5-x
E7: 0-7-6-7-x-x
G#m: 4-6-6-4-4-x
F#: 2-4-4-3-2-x
B D# A E7
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m E7
B D#
Life is a rehearsal; that's how I can afford
A E7
To make a few mistakes as I make my way
B D#
Along the boards, across the floor
A E7
Down the hall, through the door
B G#m F# E7
B F# G#m
Used to be a sweet boy, holding very tight to daddy's hand
E7 B D# A E7
But that was in a distant land
B
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
D# A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B G#m
How many Hail Mary's must a fellow say?
F# E7
If he would erase, oh every bad mistake that he
B F# G#m E7
makes every day for seven days ??? ???
B D# A E7 x2
B G#m
It was a happy time, the happiest of them all
F# E7
After a good show, at the far side bowl(?)
B F#
You leapt in to our arms, we gave you a good throw
G#m E7
You tumbled down the lane, that's when the thingy changed from joy to
B D# A E7
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe, woe
B G#m F# E7
B D#
It's very cold outside but you have a warm vagina
A E7
May I overnight leave my penis inside you
B F# G#m E7
End on B
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