Biography:
Cosmo Jarvis is the stage name of Harrison Cosmo Krikoryan Jarvis an English singer-songwriter and filmmaker. Cosmo was born in New Jersey in 1989 before moving to Devon, UK as a young child. Jarvis is a multi-instrumentalist and reflects this in his songs, using instruments including the ukulele and the recorder. His music varies greatly in style over an album and is difficult to categorize. The lyrical content of his songs tackles a wide range of issues from homosexuality to alienation from religion.
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Other songs:
- Gay Pirates
- Jessica Alba's Number
- Let Me Out Of My Head
- Sure As Hell Not Jesus
- She’s Got You
- Blame It On Me
- Crazy Screwed Up Lady
- Daves House
- Girl From My Village
- Girl In The French Film
- Jessica Albas Number
- Kate Was Ere
- Little Wasted Angel
- Lost
- Love This
- Maxine
- Mels Song
- No Way To Spend A Saturday
- She Doesnt Mind
- Shes Got You
- Sunshine Acoustic
- Sunshine And Dandelions
- Tell Me Who To Be
- The Talking Song Acoustic
- They Dont Build Hearts Like They Used To
- Train Downtown Acoustic
- Whatever
- Wild Humans
- You Got Your Head
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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
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INTRO:
C C C C F F F G [x3]
C C C C F
F F G
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
C C C C
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
F F F G
But you're screaming
C C C C
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
F F F G
But I'm dreaming
C C C C
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
F F F G
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
C C C C
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
F F F G
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Am G Em Am
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Am G Em Am
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
Am G Em Am
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
Am G Em Am
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G [x2]
VERSE 2:
C C C C
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
F F F G
Cause it makes me tired
C C C C
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
F F F G
And I'm glad you're admired
C C C C
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
F F F G
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
C C C C
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
F F F G
I'm sexually retarded.
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am G Em Am
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
Am G Em Am
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
Am G Em Am
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
Am G Em Am
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
SOLO:
Am G Em Am [x4]
PRE-CHORUS 3:
Am G Em Am
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
Am G Em Am
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
Am G Em Am
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
Am G Em A
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
BRIDGE:
C C Dm C
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
G F
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
[x2]
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
------------------------------
Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band,
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
------------------------------
INTRO:
C C C C F F F G [x3]
C C C C F
F F G
Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid
VERSE 1:
C C C C
I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
F F F G
But you're screaming
C C C C
And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
F F F G
But I'm dreaming
C C C C
Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
F F F G
And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
C C C C
I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
F F F G
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Am G Em Am
I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
Am G Em Am
Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
Am G Em Am
No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
Am G Em Am
And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G [x2]
VERSE 2:
C C C C
I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
F F F G
Cause it makes me tired
C C C C
And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
F F F G
And I'm glad you're admired
C C C C
And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
F F F G
I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
C C C C
And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
F F F G
I'm sexually retarded.
INTERLUDE:
C C C C F F F G
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am G Em Am
Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today
Am G Em Am
But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
Am G Em Am
I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
Am G Em Am
Cause I've got quite an addictive personality.
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
SOLO:
Am G Em Am [x4]
PRE-CHORUS 3:
Am G Em Am
I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
Am G Em Am
And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
Am G Em Am
You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
Am G Em A
I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
BRIDGE:
C C Dm C
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
G F
I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
CHORUS:
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
G F C
And I'd do anything you tell me to!
C C Dm C
Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
C G C
And I can't stop thinking of you!
[x2]
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