Biography:
Cosmo Jarvis is the stage name of Harrison Cosmo Krikoryan Jarvis an English singer-songwriter and filmmaker. Cosmo was born in New Jersey in 1989 before moving to Devon, UK as a young child. Jarvis is a multi-instrumentalist and reflects this in his songs, using instruments including the ukulele and the recorder. His music varies greatly in style over an album and is difficult to categorize. The lyrical content of his songs tackles a wide range of issues from homosexuality to alienation from religion.
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Other songs:
- Gay Pirates
- Jessica Alba's Number
- Let Me Out Of My Head
- Sure As Hell Not Jesus
- She’s Got You
- Blame It On Me
- Crazy Screwed Up Lady
- Daves House
- Girl From My Village
- Girl In The French Film
- Jessica Albas Number
- Kate Was Ere
- Little Wasted Angel
- Lost
- Love This
- Maxine
- Mels Song
- No Way To Spend A Saturday
- She Doesnt Mind
- Shes Got You
- Sunshine Acoustic
- Sunshine And Dandelions
- Tell Me Who To Be
- The Talking Song Acoustic
- They Dont Build Hearts Like They Used To
- Train Downtown Acoustic
- Whatever
- Wild Humans
- You Got Your Head
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Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number
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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 pretty fast
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2
Piano Intro
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse:
D (Dmaj7) D
When I'm watching TV,
Bm7 A
The girls are all I see,
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
G A
None of them would look at me.
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
Bm7 A
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
G A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
Bm7 A
Have BO or they have rolls,
D
and some lucky bloke right now,
G A
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
Pre-Chorus:
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
G A D
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
G A Bm7
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
G A Bm7
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse 2:
D (Dsus2)
Fit girls getting shot in films,
Bm7 A
I'm always into ya'z,
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
G A
With just me and Britney Spears,
D
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
Bm7 A
"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
D
I like the one from Showgirls,
G A
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D
Or the really, really fit one,
Bm7 A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.
D
I've nearly got a moustache,
B7sus4 A
And they still wouldnt talk to me,
D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
G6 A
Or the lesbian from the OC.
Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus
G~~ G Gdim A
Outro:
G A D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
G A D
Or Kate Nash's Number,
G A D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A Cadd9 D~
Or Jessica Alba's number...
Done. Cheers. please commy and rate
Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number
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The D Chord in verse 1 rotates between Dmaj and Dmaj7 pretty fast
while in Verse 2, a Dmaj and a Dsus2
Piano Intro
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse:
D (Dmaj7) D
When I'm watching TV,
Bm7 A
The girls are all I see,
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
G A
None of them would look at me.
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
Bm7 A
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
G A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
Bm7 A
Have BO or they have rolls,
D
and some lucky bloke right now,
G A
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
Pre-Chorus:
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
G A D
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
G A Bm7
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
G A Bm7
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
Chorus:
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
G A Bm7
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
D % Bm7 A
D % G A
Verse 2:
D (Dsus2)
Fit girls getting shot in films,
Bm7 A
I'm always into ya'z,
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
G A
With just me and Britney Spears,
D
And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
Bm7 A
"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
D
I like the one from Showgirls,
G A
When she's dancing 'round those poles,
D
Or the really, really fit one,
Bm7 A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.
D
I've nearly got a moustache,
B7sus4 A
And they still wouldnt talk to me,
D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
G6 A
Or the lesbian from the OC.
Play Pre-Chorus
& Chorus
G~~ G Gdim A
Outro:
G A D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
G A D
Or Kate Nash's Number,
G A D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A Cadd9 D~
Or Jessica Alba's number...
Done. Cheers. please commy and rate
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