Biography:
Born on December 8, 1973, Corey Taylor is the lead vocalist for both Slipknot, a nu-metal/heavy metal band (formed in 1995), and Stone Sour, a Hard rock/alternative metal group (formed in 1992). A commonly known fact among Taylor fans, he was a member of Stone Sour before he was in Slipknot. Taylor did not join Slipknot until 1997, when the "old" Slipknot (which recorded one demo MFKR and one unreleased album CrowZ) parted ways with original vocals Anders Colsefni.
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XM@$ - Corey Taylor
Intro
E A E F E
Ao Ao Ao Ho!
E
E A F E
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
E A F E
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
A E
Those carollers have kept me up for hours
B B A F# E
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
E A F E
Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
A
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
E E D# C#
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
A B E
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
HA!
Chorus
A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E A B E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
E A B E
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
E A B E
Joy to the world and jack and coke
F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F
Cause I ain’t ever anything but broke
E A E F E
Verse
E A F E
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
E A F E
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
A E
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
B B A F# E
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
E A F D#
I think we collectively as a people
E A F E
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
E E D# C#
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
A B E A F
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus
A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E A B E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
F (stop) E A B E
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
E A B E
Joy to the world of getting stoned
F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
E End with: D# E
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
Intro
E A E F E
Ao Ao Ao Ho!
E
E A F E
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
E A F E
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
A E
Those carollers have kept me up for hours
B B A F# E
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
E A F E
Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
A
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
E E D# C#
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
A B E
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
HA!
Chorus
A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E A B E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
E A B E
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
E A B E
Joy to the world and jack and coke
F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F
Cause I ain’t ever anything but broke
E A E F E
Verse
E A F E
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
E A F E
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
A E
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
B B A F# E
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
E A F D#
I think we collectively as a people
E A F E
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
E E D# C#
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
A B E A F
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
Chorus
A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
E A B E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
F (stop) E A B E
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
E A B E
Joy to the world of getting stoned
F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
F
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
E End with: D# E
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
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